Imagine yourself in your tweens again, waking up on a Saturday morning with eyes halfway shut and an empty stomach. Your mother is still asleep, and so you tumble to the living room and watch your favorite morning cartoons to fend the hunger away. Suddenly, a commercial pops onto the television screen as though it was destined to alarm you, a catchy tune immersing itself into your head. Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, it chants. Your eyes dart to the cupboard, your stomach growls as if it's about to dart out of your chest. Then you realize that the desired box of cereal is too high up for you to reach. Discouraged, you turn to channel three and turn on your Nintendo 64 to play Ocarina of Time. You traverse to the Gerudo Fortress. Suddenly, the incantations pop into your head again. Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs. It plays to the Gerudo Valley theme song. You cannot escape. Reese's Puffs. You want the puffs.
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