This is a giveaway, folks -- no fancy work required! Take a beta key for multiplayer game Aftercharge.
Hey, you! Yeah, you. I've got a bunch of keys for a closed beta with your name all over them! Well, your name is just on one of them. There are lots of names this time of year, as I'm sure you can imagine. But don't worry, you're on the Nice list. But only if you take one of these beta keys for Aftercharge.